It's in the pantry.
Where in the pantry?
On the shelf.
The spice shelf.
Where on the spice shelf?
On the right.
Where on the right?
Between Bachmann right and Ron Paul right.
There is no Ron Paul right and Bachmann right is in the tin foil area.
OK, well move left sort of to Romney right but not as far as Santorum right.
There's nothing in Romney right except dead lizards and Santorum right has crazy spices!
OK, how about imaginary Goldwater right, sort of in the middle of the left wing pinko Communist right, just left of the salt (of the earth)?
Ah, got it. Thanks. It was just left of right where you said it would be!