Mango, please.

Son: “We have to do a video for English.”

Voice: “Oh? What on?”

“We’re doing Pygmalion.”

“Ohhhhh, My Fair Lady! My favorite!”

“We’re doing it in accents. I’ve been practicing.”

“What kind of accent?”

“Chutney.”

“Chutney? Are you doing it Bollywood-style?”

“What?”

“Bollywood-style, you know, it’s all the rage.”

“No, we’re doing it normal style. Like London. London accents.”

Pause.

“Earlier, when you said ‘Chutney’ did you mean to say ‘Cockney?’ “

“Yeah, thas it, gov! Cockn’y stoile. Whad’you fink oy said? You deaf or sumpin’?”