So, I found out I can Tweet on Twitter while driving.
The spell checker on my iPhone corrects errors due to hitting pot holes and bumping up against the curb.
"Just ran over a squirrel!"
The world needs to know that.
"Oops! Didn't see that stop sign."
My followers are thrilled by my exploits.
"Small car bumpers are no match for my truck!"
Detroit, I'm sorry, Turin, Italy, should take note.
"Why does the proctologist have such a small parking lot?"
Srsly! If enough people get exasperated maybe they'll build a parking garage and put in a Starbucks.
One of my followers, SoreBum98 tweets, "Right on, Bro! We're starting a movement."
Hmmmmm, I think I might let that one pass.