How to smoke a brisket.
1. Get your beer cold. Very important.
2. Buy a brisket.
3. Have a beer.
4. Put your brisket in an automatic smoker.
5. Have a beer!
6. Watch teh smokes.
6. haves anotherr beeer.! haves 2! It's a brisketparty.
7. Getting other stuffs ready like corns and bean and eggplant.
8. Moar beerz!!! (if running out of beers invite neighborz to noms but only if they can haz beer.)
9. What brisket? Phone in pre-dins pizza!
5. Go 2 5. Do not pass out go.
Eleventy-two. Dinner noms time!