Here's the blueprint:
1 looking for something new and different (thank you very much) to wear
1 sale in a shoe store
1 pr Adidas Oddities ZX 750
large dose of No Fear
According to the Free Dictionary a "dog's dinner" or "breakfast" is defined thusly:
A dog's breakfast/dinner (British & Australian, informal) something that has been done very badly. She tried to cut her hair and made a real dog's breakfast of it. You should have seen the ceiling after he'd finished painting it. It was a complete dog's breakfast.
Meaning, food or scraps only fit for our canine garbage disposal friend to eat.
However, I say that one man's dog's dinner is another man's gourmet feast. Especially if said man (moi) possesses exceptionally fine taste and No Fear.
In conclusion I present Exhibit A, The Shoes: