This Can

See this can?  It's good until 2020.  How do I know?  Easy, I have cans older than that in the back reaches of my cupboard.

So long as they don't explode when I open them, or on their own, they're good to go!

Besides, these dates are all approximate and figured out by "scientists" and unreliable people like that.  I say if the food doesn't kill you it makes you stronger.

Yeah, Mushroom Soup, you tell them!