Leadville

We're at 10,000 feet here in Leadville you know.

Yep, I know that.

It's the middle of November.

I know that, too.

All that fluffy white stuff you're standing in is snow. Remember snow?

I've read about it.

What are you doing out here?

I'm trying to find a cell phone tower. I thought I saw one on that ridge over there, but it was only a tree.

You're freezing, aren't you.

How can you tell?

'Cause you're wearing shorts and a Hawaiian shirt.

"You pack it, you wear it," is my motto.

Next time check out the Weather Channel.

Roger that. Let's go inside. I think my knees just went numb.

That's not all that's numb.

Say what?

Nothing, just muttering to myself.