"My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue. People call me Bubba."
One of the best scenes in Forrest Gump is Bubba telling Forrest Gump all the ways to serve shrimp.
You can boil it, fry it, sauté it, grill it, make kebobs, gumbo, soup, orange shrimp, coconut shrimp, shrimp sandwich ...
On and on for several scenes until Bubba pauses and says, "I think that's all."
Here we are the day after Thanksgiving and we're thinking about, cogitating, noodling, pondering and rubbing our chin whiskers on how to Bubba Gump that turkey.
We could make sandwiches, whip up a turkey-egg-mayo salad, concoct a curry or just eat it off the bone like wild animals.
We could do a soup, a bisque, a gumbo, a hotpot, a goulash or with white wine and mushrooms.
Turkey pot pie, turkey shepherd's pie, turkey Irish pie, turkey apple pie - er, no - or turkey surprise pie (warning: contains apples).
Stacked turkey slices with gravy, turkey with warmed stuffing and cranberry sauce, or turkey in the smoker for 10 minutes just to give that "is this smoked?" flavor.
Turkey enchiladas with jack cheese, lettuce and sour cream, or turkey empanadas or turkey tortilla wraps, turkey tostadas or turkey nachos with cheese and jalapeños.
Turkey risotto, turkey spaghetti - both white and red, turkey ratatouille and turkey je ne sais pas!
All Bubba Gumped out we settled on a family favorite:
Turkey Tetrazzini or as I call it being a chemist and all, Turkey Tetrachloride.
Here's the basic blueprint:
Set the oven to bake at 350.
White sauce made from butter, flour, white wine and cream.
Toasted almond slivers
Toast the almonds in a pan or oven. Sauté the mushrooms. Make the white sauce. Add the mushrooms, almonds and turkey. Adjust the mixture with cream so it's a bit sloppy. Butter up a casserole dish and toss in the spaghetti. Cover with the turkey sauce and stir it up a bit. Grate a generous amount of cheese over the top, and if you like (I like!) stir it in a bit and add more on the top.
Put in the oven and bake for about 30 minutes.
Serve with copious amounts of wine, salad and garlic bread.
Bubba would be proud.