I don't know the name of the marketing genius who came up with the idea of "Cat Toy Snacks," but the guy clearly has never owned a cat.
Here's the blueprint:
Cat Snack in the shape of a little ball that the cat will "play" with before eating.
Around here we call those things "lizards" and they're not round.
Seriously, marketing dude, my cat is going to "play" with a snack before snarfing it down in loud, greedy, crunchy chomps?
No. Freaking. Way.
Here's how the "Cat Toy Snacks" went down.
"Come here, Kink old buddy, I've got some snack-o's for you!"
"Here they are. Play with them then eat them."
Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.
No play. None at all. Not even any interest in play. No batting them around. Just crunching. And more crunching.
Cat Toy Snacks? I think I hear the sound of a cat snack marketing guy getting fired.
Now, round Tater Tots? Yeah, I'd go for those!