Or Vortex. Or whatever it's called.
"Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's coooooold out there today!"
Groundhog Day. A favorite film of mine.
Cold weather. I love cold weather. You can always get warm in cold weather but it can be a problem getting cool in hot weather. That's my view and I'm sticking with it.
When I lived "up North" I used to get LL Bean catalogs about this time of year advertising all manner of flannel. Why flannel has to come in red/black/yellow checks I have no idea, but I loved the thought of warm flannel on a cold day. "Up North" we got the LL Bean catalogs starting in August which, I think, it got cold up where LL Bean lived in Maine. "Down South" of "Up North" where I lived any signs of winter didn't appear until nearly Thanksgiving, not Labor Day.
Still, it was great to look at all the warming things I could buy. Flannel coats, flannel shirts, flannel socks and so forth. I bought them all and couldn't wait to break them out at the first sign of the temperature dipping below 80.
Moving along, we moved to the Deep South where LL Bean is more a legend than a clothing outlet and stories of cold revolve around the day Grandpa wore socks with his sandals. Why, you'd have to live in a meat locker to wear flannel.
The newspapers would report, "Man wearing flannel shirt dies of heat exhaustion." Terrible would it be.
So, the LL Bean catalogs simply stopped coming. For years I was deprived of super models wearing ear-flap hats, long flannel shirts and boots. Oh, the humanity! It's simply too hot down here for flannel, super models or not, and sales must have been suffering so much the the old Beans just gave up on us.
Until this year.
I was amazed to find a flannel-filled LL Bean catalog in my mailbox just the other day! Glorious flannel bikinis, tank tops, t-shirts, shorts and scarves.
Well, it appears that LL Bean has been watching the Polar Vortex and, yes, it's going to get chilly-willy down here in Bayou City.
That remains to be seen. Meanwhile, I think I have some old LL Bean flannel socks tucked away deep in a sock drawer and I might haul them out.
Meanwhile, LL Bean, could you do a few more photo shoots with your flannel super models? Just a suggestion.