It's 41 degrees outside and I've got the fire on.
The. Fire. On.
I know, it's ridiculous. I should be outside in a t-shirt in weather like this! Forty-one isn't cold. Although, that said, it's only 13 degrees cooler in Antarctica right now.
No, wait, wait, I've got that backwards!
It's only 13 degrees WARMER here than at the South Pole!
No wonder I have the fire on. I made the right decision after all.