First, an update on yesterday's posting.
Since announcing that my house was only a scant few degrees F warmer than Antarctica, my pool has been filled with penguins and they're eating me out of house and home of fish tacos.
Thank you, penguins, you are welcome!
OK, now for leaf blowers.
Why? Why, oh, why?
What is wrong with raking a few leaves or grass clippings with a nice, soothing scritch scritch scritch instead of the incessant hour long RRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWW!!
What does leaf blowing actually do? Nothing! It moves a leaf - eventually - from here
That's it. All that noise, all that work, all that exhaust just to move a leaf from here
Tell you what, leaf blowers, I'll be glad to move your leaves from here to there for free. Just give me a call at
any time day or night. I'll be there. Meanwhile, just say no, OK.
Thank you very much.