Monday, June 26, 2006

Is it Hot in Here, or Is it You?

You look nice in black. Very slimming. Why don't you change into something...more comfortable?

Victoria's Secret! Tres chic. Is that real silk?

Oh, baby, so smooth. Those curves drive me wild with desire! Let's get better acquainted.

Firewire me! Feel my surging, burning bits!

How was it for you, baby? Google me anytime you're in town. We're on-line, now, wireless and fancy free.

Oh, in case you were wondering, the new E Key feels e-rriffic!


s'kat said...


Yowza, baby, sweet stuff!

Anonymous said...

I don't know that I'm old enough to read this post! :) Looks great--my husband will be jealous.

Sandra said...

Some serious computer envy coming your way!

Bret said...

In other words, retirement has left some, er, gaps in your schedule?