Anyway, my tree trimming guy has a very cool tool: a chainsaw on the end of a pole!
Really, how cool is that?
The more I watch him whack off limbs and branches the more I think, "I gotta get me one of those!"
I've been good all year and what I really want is a chainsaw on the end of a long pole.
p.s. I promise not to chase cats with it, not that the thought ever occurred to me.
Yeah, with a chainsaw on the end of a long pole I'd get some respect. Yes, I would.
Especially from cats.