"Hello, this is Bill."
"Just chillin'. TGIF. Got some steaks to grill. Usual Friday stuff."
"Sounds good, sounds good. I'm about to get on the road."
"Yeah, I heard the traffic is all messed up. Good luck."
"I hear you, buddy, I hear you. Hey, hold those steaks, OK, I'll be at least an hour."
"Uh, yeah, I guess." *pause* "You're coming here for dinner?"
"Uh." *pause* *pause* "Well, that was the plan. I thought."
"Well, you know, I'm always the last one who hears about this stuff, but, no prob, I'll, uh, make a bigger salad or something."
*pause* *pause* *car noises*
"Uh, is this Dan?"
"No, this is Bill."
"Oh, sorry, Danny Boy, wrong number."