Friday, March 09, 2007


We got rolled!

But, the question is why? Why would anybody roll us? We have no kids in high school. We live in an ordinary house on an ordinary street in an ordinary subdivision. So why pick our pitiful trees from which to hang toilet paper?

On the plus side, I gathered up about a months supply so Woot to that!

In fact, roll me in a month. I could use the supplies!


Anonymous said...

Okay, so you don't live on 6th St. in Sprinklerville, do you? Because they got rolled too. Which was the occasion for me -- and the man of my dreams -- to learn that this particular activity has geographically-variable vocabulary.

Me: Wow, they got rolled.

Him: Huh? Their house looks the same to me.

Friend in back seat: Don't you see all that toilet paper?

Him: Oh, TPed! If you'd meant that, why didn't you say so?!!

Me: Feckin' yankee.

Foo said...

If the cashiers at the local McDoodle's are any indication, I'd blame functional illiteracy. A case of mistaken identity, in which case someone thinks you're a hottie cheerleader.

Bret said...

I've heard "wrapped" used as well.

From the picture, it looks like Charmin 2-ply. So you've got WELL-HEELED hooligans down there in Sucrose City.