Thursday, January 05, 2012

On the Right

Hey, where did you move the cinnamon?

It's in the pantry.

Where in the pantry?

On the shelf.

What shelf?

The spice shelf.

Where on the spice shelf?

On the right.

Where on the right?

Between Bachmann right and Ron Paul right.

There is no Ron Paul right and Bachmann right is in the tin foil area.

OK, well move left sort of to Romney right but not as far as Santorum right.

There's nothing in Romney right except dead lizards and Santorum right has crazy spices!

OK, how about imaginary Goldwater right, sort of in the middle of the left wing pinko Communist right, just left of the salt (of the earth)?

Ah, got it. Thanks. It was just left of right where you said it would be!

1 comment:

Neilesh Patel – Loving the Food Industry! said...

I came across your blog today and enjoyed it. Is it ok if we re-post some of your entries in our newsletter? I just think a lot of the food and beverage people who visit our community would like reading some of your posts, even though they are mainly industry professionals, they are still ‘foodies’. Let me know. :)