Thursday, December 16, 2010

Heard on the Phone

Hey, you got home OK?

Yeah, it was quite a trip. I had to go east to go west and my luggage went to Chicago and it was a mess.

Oh, well, I'm glad you finally got it sorted out.

Well, it would have been a whole lot better if you had sent a private jet to pick me up.

Long pause. Uh, OK.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How timely is this? A story concerning fondue from NPR.

"...if you drink tea with your fondue rather than wine, "the stomach will empty considerably faster and it’s much less likely that you’ll wake up during the night with the so-called 'cheese-baby' syndrome; that sensation of a lump of undigested cheese just sitting in your stomach."

Have a great 12/22!