Some things you can't make up. Overheard at a local restaurant:
Diner 1: Ugh, after Christmas I'm going to become a vegetarian!
Diner 2: Not me! I am strictly carnivore.
Diner 3: I'm quite happy to be an omnivore.
Blonde girlfriend of Diner 3, slapping his arm, exclaims: You are so not an omnivore! You'll eat anything!