Just follow the recipe, Claire, it's easy.
Dadddddd, we don't have enough nutmeg!
Whadda you mean you don't have enough nutmeg? You only need a grate.
No, Dad, the recipe says "four tablespoons nutmeg."
Yikes! It says 4 tablespoons of the dreaded, confounded Kirsch! Not nutmeg!
Can you IMAGINE what that much nutmeg would do to an ex-pot of cheese fondue?