Thursday, November 27, 2008

Overheard at Thanksgiving Dinner

"You wore that shirt last year."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did. When we were on the island, remember?"

"That was Christmas, not Thanksgiving."

"Oh, yeah."

"And, it was two years ago."

"I am so bad with time."


"Did you let Kink eat the sausage rolls?"


"Are you sure?"

"Positive! He didn't eat any! I shooed him away."


"Besides, licking is hardly eating, is it? Is it?"


"I'm thankful for our independence from England."

"What does that have to do with Thanksgiving?"

"Hey, get off my case! My major was Government, not History! Stupid Pilgrims."


"What's for dessert?"

"We've got pumpkin pie and chess pie."

"What's chess pie?"

"You have to beat me at chess to get a piece."

"But, you don't know how to play chess!"

"Then it ought to be easy for you to get a piece of pie."


"Hey! Who took a bite out of the top of my pie??"

"Not me!"

"Not me!"

"Not me!"


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