Overheard at Thanksgiving Dinner

"You wore that shirt last year."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did. When we were on the island, remember?"

"That was Christmas, not Thanksgiving."

"Oh, yeah."

"And, it was two years ago."

"I am so bad with time."

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"Did you let Kink eat the sausage rolls?"

"No."

"Are you sure?"

"Positive! He didn't eat any! I shooed him away."

"OK."

"Besides, licking is hardly eating, is it? Is it?"

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"I'm thankful for our independence from England."

"What does that have to do with Thanksgiving?"

"Hey, get off my case! My major was Government, not History! Stupid Pilgrims."

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"What's for dessert?"

"We've got pumpkin pie and chess pie."

"What's chess pie?"

"You have to beat me at chess to get a piece."

"But, you don't know how to play chess!"

"Then it ought to be easy for you to get a piece of pie."

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"Hey! Who took a bite out of the top of my pie??"

"Not me!"

"Not me!"

"Not me!"

"Meowwww?"