Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Red Alert! Fo' Shizzle!

OK, *something* has happened in the Space-Time Continuum.


I. am. not. KIDDING!

Who is the Positively LAST Person on EARTH you'd expect to see on the Martha Stewart Show?

Think, think, think.

Oh, oh! I know! The author of "The Dummy's Guide to Insider Trading."

Er, no.

Rosie O'Donnell on how to make an ice cream sandwich using half a gallon of Hagen Das Double Dutch and two Sarah Lee pound cakes.

Er, no.

Oh, oh! I know! Gangsta rapper Snoop Dogg doin' the Mashed Potato! Sup, bro? What it do?

Er, no.

Except ...

Er, yes.

But, it gets stranger and stranger. Turns out that our Martha has done MORE jail time than Snoop.

So, who da gangsta? Who da gangsta? Yo! It's Mar Stew, yo, and she's WHAT IT DO!

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